Just in time for Halloween!!!!!

Trick or Treat!

LYRICS

THE COFFEE SONG!

Ain’t got no milk
No milk for me
Cause I like to
Put it in my coffee
Ad a little sugar
Stir it up
Drink it down
Into your gut
I like coffee
As you can see
It tastes so good
At least to me
I like coffee
As you can see
It tastes so good
At least to me


2 SCOOPS (IN THE BRAN)

2 Scoops in the bran
Got the bowl in your hand
Got the milk in the fridge
Sitting next to the cheese wiz
Take the milk out
And pour it in the bowl
Better watch out cause it’s going to be cold
Then you take the spoon
And you put it in your hand
Then I’ll tell you the rest of the plan
2 scoops in the bran
What don’t you understand?
2 scoops in the bran
Don’t you understand?
2 scoops in the bran
What don’t you understand?
2 scoops in the bran
Don’t you understand?
Now you got the bran
In the bowl
How it got there
Well I don’t know
And if you follow this plan
You can have some raisin bran
You can have some raisin bran


CRACK BABIES!!!!

Sleep deprived but I’m still alive
Up all night and I feel alright
Hey do you hear that?
Ya what is that?
It’s the crack babies on the attack!
Crack!
Babies!
Crack!
Babies!
Crack!
Babies!
Crack!
Babies!
Hey where did the crack babies go?
Oh no they destroying Tokyo
Someone get Godzilla on this shit!
Crack babies are throwing a fit!
Hey where did the crack babies go?
Oh no they destroying Tokyo
Someone get Godzilla on this shit!
Crack babies are throwing a fit!
Crack!
Babies!
Crack!
Babies!
Crack!
Babies!
Crack!
Babies!
I’m sleep deprived!
I’m still alive!
I’m up all night!
I feel alright!


WAITING FOR THE BUS

Waiting for the bus
Man it really sucks
Public transportation
Worse than chronic masturbation
Waiting for the bus
Man it really sucks
Public transportation
Worse than chronic masturbation
Masturbating on the bus?
Are you fucking nuts?
Hanging out at Tim Hortons
Hitting on the sluts
Masturbating on the bus?
Are you fucking nuts?
Know I talk to squirrels
But they eat my nuts
And now I’m on the bus
And it doesn’t fucking suck
Sure beats standing outside
Freezing off my nuts
Now I’m on the bus
And I’m sitting next to sluts
I’ve got a huge errection
Bout to bust a nut
And I’m stepping out the door
With the homeless on the floor
Step into the store
Cause I need some more
Milk for my cereal
Milk for my cereal
Milk for my cereal
Milk for my cereal
Piggy goes oink oink
Cow goes moo
Chicken goes cluck cluck
How bout you?
Piggy goes oink oink
Cow goes moo
Chicken goes cluck cluck
How bout you?
Now I’m waiting for the bus again
Homeless are my only friends
Holy shit forgot my pen
Back into the store again
Ok now I got my pen
Homeless guy his name is Ben
And he’s trying to eat my pen
He is trying to eat my pen
And now I’m on the bus again
Sitting next to a guy named Ben
He used to work with men
On a farm and that is when
He got fired for clucking hens!
Now I don’t want to sit next to Ben
Because he ate my pen
Because he ate my pen
I’m stepping out the door again
Back onto the floor again
And you know that is when
I found a another pen!
I found a another pen
I found a another pen
I found a another pen!
I found a pen
I found a pen
I found a pen
Yeah!


DON’T EAT HER PIES!

Don’t eat her pies
Don’t you eat those pies
Don’t eat her pies
She will eat your eyes!
Don’t eat her pies
Don’t you eat those pies
Don’t eat her pies
She will eat your eyes!
On the window sill
Is where she puts her pies
But don’t you ever
Eat those pies
Don’t eat her pies
Don’t you eat those pies
Don’t eat her pies
She will eat your eyes!
Don’t eat her pies
Don’t you eat those pies
Don’t eat her pies
She will eat your eyes!
On the window sill
Is where she puts her pies
But don’t you ever
Eat those pies


WHERE’S THE FUCKING BACON

Where’s the fucking bacon
All the bacon taken
Forgot the bacon on my pie
Now they have to fucking die
This time they have gone too far
Run you over with my car
Dominos your going down
You won’t even make a sound
Compassion lost like dental floss
I’ll nail you to a fucking cross
Crucified for all to see
Just how much this means to me
Asked for fucking bacon bitch
But now you’ve taken all of it
Now I’m to eat some fries
After I make you die
Where’s the fucking bacon
All the bacon taken
Forgot the bacon on my pie
Now they have to fucking die
This time they have gone too far
Run you over with my car
Dominos your going down
You won’t even make a sound
Compassion lost like dental floss
I’ll nail you to a fucking cross
Crucified for all to see
Just how much this means to me
Asked for fucking bacon bitch
But now you’ve taken all of it
Now I’m to eat some fries
After I make you die
Where’s the fucking bacon
All the bacon taken
Forgot the bacon on my pie
Now they have to fucking die
This time they have gone too far
Run you over with my car
Dominos your going down
You won’t even make a sound
Compassion lost like dental floss
I’ll nail you to a fucking cross
Crucified for all to see
Just how much this means to me
Asked for fucking bacon bitch
But now you’ve taken all of it
Now I’m to eat some fries
After I make you die
Where’s the fucking bacon
All the bacon taken
Forgot the bacon on my pie
Now they have to fucking die
This time they have gone too far
Run you over with my car
Dominos your going down
You won’t even make a sound
Ahhhhh!!!!


CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?!

Muhahaha!
Can I take your order please?
Ha ha ha..
Fast food people
With your fast food lies!
Get a fuck you with a side of fries!
McDonald’s McShits
y’all can suck my dicks!
No I don’t want onions bitch!
Fast food people
With your fast food lies!
Get a fuck you with a side of fries!
McDonald’s McShits
y’all can suck my dicks!
No I don’t want onions bitch!
No fucking onions!
God help you if there’s onions!
I do not want onions!
Fast food people
With your fast food lies!
Get a fuck you with a side of fries!
McDonald’s McShits
y’all can suck my dicks!
No I don’t want onions bitch!
Fast food people
With your fast food lies!
Get a fuck you with a side of fries!
McDonald’s McShits
y’all can suck my dicks!
No I don’t want onions bitch!
No fucking onions
I do not want onions!
But I like ketchup
Ketchup is good!
It’s delicious!


THE BLOOD I BLEED (IS RED)

The Blood I Bleed is red
The blood I bleed comes from my head
The blood I bleed will make you dead
Make you dead
Make you dead
And I sleep in a bed
With pillows beneath my head
When I make sandwiches I use bread
I use bread
I use bread
Had a friend his name was Fred
On chicken wings he fed
Sadly now he is dead
He is dead
He is dead
My heart fills with dread
When I see mouldy bread
In my yard there is a shed
There is a shed
There is a shed
It’s where I keep my bread
It’s made of fucking lead
If you lick it you will be dead
You will be dead
You will be dead
Just like poor old Fred
He licked my fucking shed
And now he is dead
He is dead
He is dead


A BREAD TIME STORY...

Once upon a time
In the land of fridge
There was a happy piece of bread who
Lived happily with his bread family
In their plastic bag house
Protecting them from hungry mouse
And all the really lousy louse
One of the giants came to visit them
And they took his grandpa away
And he didn’t even get to say
Good bye grandpa I will miss you
And then he realized his grandpa forgot his shoe!
So he decided to sneak a peek
And opened the fridge door
And he saw the most horrible thing a piece of bread could see
Way worse than being stung by a bee!
And you know what he saw?
Giants eating his grandpa!
He didn’t know what to do
So he looked at his shoe
Then he went out the door
He ran across the floor!
He didn’t know what to do
So he looked at his shoe
Then he went out the door
He ran across the floor!
He decided it wasn’t right
He decided to fight
He decided it wasn’t right
And then he took flight!
Out into the world
Out there with the squirrels
Out there in the field
Crushed by car wheels
And then someone threw him in the trash
And then he died I guess


GAME OVER!

Looks like it’s game over for you
And you don’t know what to do
You wanted to play this game
But now you have made me insane
Bring it down and watch it fall
Bring it down and end it all
The end has come and your to blame
It is time to end this game
La la la la la la la!!!!


TERRIBLE PIE

why are you feeding this to me?
Am I not paying you what I'm supposed to be?
Why am I eating this it’s all mossy!
Hey man I think you owe me a great big apology
Terrible pie
Terrible pie
Terrible pie 
Terrible pie 
I really don't know where’s my spleen 
Seems like saliva comes only in our dreams
I feel my hunger grow all the more extreme
(Hey man) can this pie really be as bad as it seems?
Terrible pie
Terrible pie
Terrible pie
Terrible pie 
Don't take it away from me, I need you to chomp on to
Don't take it away from me, I need you to chomp on to
Don't take it away from me, I need you to chomp on to
Don't take it away from me, I need you to chomp on to
Don't take it away from me, I need you to chomp on to
Don't take it away from me, I need you to chomp on to
Don't take it away from me, I need you to chomp on to
Don't take it, don't take it, don't take it, don't take it, don't
there's nothing left for me to eat
I lost my fork underneath my seat
I'm all alone in a diner I despise
(Hey man) I believed your promises, your promises of pies
Terrible pie
Terrible pie
Terrible pie
Terrible pie
Terrible pie
You made me throw it all away, my pie is left to decay (terrible pie)
How many you betray you've eaten everything (terrible pie)
It’s head is filled with the cheese, my skin is beginning to sneeze (terrible pie)
It’s made of hands and knees, I want so much just to leave 
I give you chicken wings my sweet chicken wings
You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)
You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)
You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)
You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)
You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)
You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)
You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)
You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to) 
You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)
You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)
You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)
You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)
You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)
You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)
You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)
You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)