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Live at the coffee shop!

by Mr.Malfunction

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Track 1 - Live at the coffee shop! (LIVE) 06:02
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Track 2 - BRUSH YOUR TEETH! (NOT LIVE) 03:15
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Mr.Malfunction’s sensational live preformance! Plus the bonus track BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!


Lyrics to BRUSH YOUR TEETH

You really need to brush your teeth
Ya you really need to brush your teeth
There’s a piece of celery between your teeth
And that pork chop you ate last week
There’s a chicken wing in your gum
There’s mould growing on your tongue
So you really need to brush your teeth
Ya you really need to brush your teeth
Mayonnaise Marmalade everybody getting laid
Chick wing onion ring they don’t even mean a thing
Bacon flavoured dental floss may prevent enamel loss
But you better brush your teeth
Or your breath will smell like feet
But you better brush your teeth
Or your breath will smell like feet
Don’t forget the dental floss
Wash your mouth with the mouth wash
So take the tooth brush
And put it in your hand
You got to brush your teeth now
Don’t you understand
If you do not brush them
your teeth will taste like sand!
So take the tooth brush
And put it in your hand
And you take some tooth paste
And you put it on the brush
You put it in your mouth
And you feel the minty rush
Don’t you try to speak now
No you got to hush
All the food in your mouth
It has turned to mush
Mayonnaise Marmalade everybody getting laid
Chick wing onion ring they don’t even mean a thing
Bacon flavoured dental floss may prevent enamel loss
But you better brush your teeth
Or your breath will smell like feet
But you better brush your teeth
Or your breath will smell like feet
Don’t forget the dental floss
Wash your mouth with the mouth wash
So you brushed your teeth
And now you have to floss
All the dental floss may prevent enamel loss
So take a big strand and put it in your hand
And then I’ll tell you the rest of the plan
You put it in your teeth and move it back and forth
To remove all the plaque well you might need a fork
But the dental floss will remove the chunks of pork
So you know what you might not even need the fork
Mayonnaise Marmalade everybody getting laid
Chick wing onion ring they don’t even mean a thing
Bacon flavoured dental floss may prevent enamel loss
But you better brush your teeth
Or your breath will smell like feet
But you better brush your teeth
Or your breath will smell like feet
Don’t forget the dental floss
Wash your mouth with the mouth wash

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released November 27, 2020

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